In old Internet terminology (dating back to before the Internet was called the Internet, actually) little bits of humor such as one might find in a fortune cookie were often appended to e-mail messages. In some cases, I no longer append "cookies" to my e-mail messages, but I provide them here. Some are profound, others profane. Some are brilliant, others sophomoric. You will agree with some and be offended by others. Some will make you think. Some will make you groan.
If you're offended, tough cookies. Don't complain. You've been warned.
The cookies were gone for a while because, when I moved my website to a new server, I forgot to bring them along.