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Cats and Dogs

What is a cat?

 

What is a dog?

  • Cats do what they want.
  • They rarely listen to you.
  • They're totally unpredictable.
  • When you want to play, they want to be alone.
  • When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  • They expect you to cater to their every whim.
  • They're moody.
  • They leave hair everywhere.
 
  • Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
  • They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
  • They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
  • They growl when they are not happy.
  • When you want to play, they want to play.
  • When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  • They leave their toys everywhere.
  • They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.
  • They go right for your crotch as soon as they meet you.

CONCLUSION: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats.

 

CONCLUSION: Dogs are tiny men in little fur coats.

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